Transforming Cognitive Pathways with Brainwave Integration tailored for Cork City
Explore the future of cognitive innovation with brainwave infiltration, a technique that subtly enhances thought patterns by tapping into natural brain frequencies. In Cork City, this approach is reshaping possibilities, creating a harmonious blend of thought and emotion. Join us in this new era of connection, where the mind is the ultimate canvas and Cork City is the stage.
Propaganda made by secretaries for secretaries
Check out our propaganda videos in our Propaganda Hub
Why is Intentional Wavelength Infiltration Essential?
At the CPD, we don’t just advertise. We infiltrate. We know that true impact comes from hitting Cork’s wavelengths—those hidden frequencies of thought that reside in places people least expect. Our secret? Cutting-edge technology and a masterful understanding of modern capitalism that allows us to insert your brand directly into the philosophical conversation.
We use methods that others wouldn’t dare try—bold, unconventional, and sometimes just the right amount of stupid. Sure, it might make people uncomfortable. It might even make them angry. But that’s the point. In a world full of noise, we don’t just sell products; we propagate, spark controversy, and ensure your message breaks through like nothing else.
Trust us—if you're not ready to challenge the status quo, you're not ready for the future. The Cork Propaganda Department doesn’t just sell, we infiltrate minds.
Craic Campaigns in Cork City
We create unforgettable campaigns that defy norms and stand out. With zero budget, our inventive storytelling and bold visuals ensure your brand leaves a memorable mark. Whether through digital, guerrilla, or immersive events, we captivate and inspire.
Perplexing Message Crafting
Every impactful campaign starts with a compelling message. Our strategy is to "Infiltrate Cork City's conversation with the unexpected," aligning with our brand’s goals. We dive deep into market research to understand our audience, realizing attention is scarce, so we engage the subconscious. From taglines to content strategies, our brand’s voice stays intriguingly captivating. Join us in sharing our vision and connecting on a deeper level.
Why we stand out
Innovative Propaganda
At Cork Propaganda Department, we use the evil for the stupid. Our team of secretaries leverages cutting-edge techniques of shite talk to craft bold and often wrong messages that resonate deeply with the subconscious of our audience.
Visible Tactics
We specialize in infiltrating Cork’s wavelengths with unconventional ad strategies that challenge the status quo. Our open approach to propaganda ensures Cork stands out in a non existing marketplace.
Dedicated Expertise
Our good secretaries are experts in the field, bringing a wealth of experience and creativity to every campaign. Our bad secretaries are often cynical. Trust us to deliver maximum impact through meticulously crafted propaganda.
Why join the CPD team*
*We use the term "Team" with caution, as collectives can be dubious.
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Benefits Without Commitment, Except for Lasting Brainwave Influence
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Opportunity to Transform Your Life Permanently
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Cutting-edge Brainwave Infiltration Methods
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Endless Reserve of Anti-Notion Lotion
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Special Membership Invitation to "YODO Gardens" Retirement Community
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The effortless sensation of having no obligations ever. You are simply a proud Secretary.
Our Team
Meet the Creative Minds of our Secretaries
Mary Kary
Secretary - Mary Kary once embarked on camping trips, questioning her constant unhappiness. Now, she opts for vacations in Tenerife, and she absolutely enjoys it.
Maria Murfi
Bad Secretary - Emily used to claim her dog was her closest companion. Joining the CPD made her realize she needed to aim higher in life.
Harald Hoohugh
Machiavelli Secretary - James used to go on personal journeys, spending lonely days in remote areas to make a point that wasn't necessary. Now, with new beliefs, he enjoys a more relaxed life of herding.
Handpicked sponsorship and ads
Our innovative campaigns thrive thanks to our dedicated sponsors and advertising partners. Join us as a sponsor today!
Some of our advertising collaborators and sponsors:
- Anti Notion Lotion
- Sure Look It Self-Help
- IllumiSkin
- Shitiphon
Special partnership with YODO Gardens, stay tuned for exciting updates
Testimonials
See what the lads are saying
“The Cork Propaganda Department altered my mindset in ways no other department has. Their creative strategies and daring propaganda allowed me to enjoy myself without any accountability. After all, I'm just a secretary. Highly recommended!”
Our Department
Each secretary carefully selects their propaganda and commits to spreading the message, just as any dedicated secretary should.At its core, it's unmistakably a philosophical pyramid scheme. Our triumph lies in the transmission of the message.
Join our mission and choose to be a good, bad, or Machiavellian secretary today, assisting us in spreading the message with complete freedom from accountability.
Always remember: The CPD respects your autonomy. Be cautious of imitators such as the Paranoia Association.